Nothing mean please, just an experience that stayed with you and cracks you up when you travel down memory lane......mine was a date many years ago when I was new, this very nice successful bank manager from out of town called he asked me if I was open minded to him dressing as a woman, well I was curious so I said sure why not that seems harmless enough.....well he ws a average looking guy very normal but while I sat on the bed waiting for him to get ready I about lost it when he finally came out of the bathroom dressed in the most god awful outfit, white pumps about a size 12 a bad blond Dolly Parton wig and a cheerleading skirt with a hot pink tight angora sweater with a padded bra and panty hose and the brighest pink lipstick and full make-up, I was speachless so after I regained my composer I said wow you look very pretty, it was a strange date and I was tired when I got home  and took a quick shower. I awoke the next morning and my female roomMate and I were sitting on the couch and she said what's that all over your thighs as I looked dowN there where several perfect kisses in bright pink up and down my inner thighs it took all day to remove the stains we had a big laugh and even today it still cracks me up to see her face when she figured out just what it was......victoria
I will be there this Sat and cannot wait to get out of the heat it was 114 yesterday......VICTORIA


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I LOVE it!  And I can relate as some of my guests like the same thing...  But I do understand and some guys really get off on crossdressing!  Giggle.

My funniest date so far, I've told it before but was on an outcall to La Costa.

We were in an upstairs bedroom when his wife came home!  He went downstairs to distract her while I got dressed and and suddenly realized the only way out was a 20 foot drop onto a concrete patio or to sneak out the front door.

Everything was going fine as I slid down the stairs in the dark, just a ghost along the wall... until my phone started ringing!

Then fumbling to shut it off I droped it down the stairs where it clattered on the tile below - which got the dogs attention.

My former friend and his wife were standing in the kitchen in total shock as I scooped up the phone and hit the door running with the ankle biter yapping at my feet!

Giggle,
TS Jamie

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