Okay Boy'z here is the deal.I am forever set on keeping my youthful 35 year old looks at around 25,which requires my morning trainning runs,racing etc,,You run,you keep those testerone levels upppy-we call it natural Viagra.Anyways,heres the deal,I'm out pounding the trails,lung filling the heavens,coyotes bowing as I show them my graceful running gait[dont ever call me a jogger],and I finish the last of my mountain climbs and Wee Willy[I'm only 7 shaved curved inchs] is needing some relief.So,up come the shorts,Lil Wee's faucet turns on and as I am enjoying the second greatest feat in life outside of an orgasm I feel fire down below.Wee is burning.Now its not what a few of my donut eating brethren are thinking,but what  has happened is unknownest to me a yellow jacket has decided to suck my pinacle.And let me tell'z ya,he loves the nectar,but no one told him you dont suck cock using your teeth.Damn it hurt!
               So,heres the dilemna.Wee is very swollen and I have a date tonitey.What do I say to her when she feels this red swollen enlarged cock?????Had surgery,silicone implants?Maybe she's been working me too hard,compliment her ya know?Or,simply enjoy the new ridges,it'll feel wonderful!
           I cant wait to hear your overly sympathetic advice's.Can't wait to hear your loving advice, The VB

Hmm- how about just telling the truth.. there's a novelty.

Let's see here, it's now larger, has more sensitivity, a unique reddish tint, and a bulge in your jeans that you can't get from any amount of running. Where is this magic insect? God knows, I could sure use some of it's medicinal powers. A whole new meaning to "no pain, no gain".

Check out the link below for a timely answer to your predicament, also applicable to anyone "hung like a horse."

and it takes more will-power than I thought I possessed to not say something gratuitous or snide, but...

I second goincruisins motion.  Honesty.  Always best even if sometimes it seems counterproductive.  If she's someone you see enough to think "She" might be working you to hard, and you've developed even a modicum of trust, She might laugh ... no ...she will laugh because, Dude, it IS funny ... but you'll probably like it when she kisses it to make it better.  

JMO, ICBW

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Reminds me of a date I had to cancel on my ATF of a couple of years ago when I managed to catch a rather sensitive part of my anatomy in my zipper (through my underwear no less)after a visit to the mens room and drew blood. I had to call and tell the truth. She laughed, I cried. Damn, that hurts