You never know what you might find when you arrive at a providers incall. Check out these two threads that were posted recently. What would you do? Leave? Would you still pay the girl? Stay and make the best of it?

Ladies, can any of you share any really odd,funny,strange stories about any Outcalls you've been to? Did you end up staying? Did you reprimand the guy and tell him to clean up his act before you'd play?

Check out this thread from a guy who ran across a situation with a local provider.

"Filthy Incall,
About months ago, I visited a provider house for incall. Her house was filthy dirty, she also have a dog and cats inside of the house. Her house also smelled like dogs urine. The funny thing about her house, when I asked her if I could use her bathroom and she said that she didn't have one. Or probably she just didn't like I used her bathroom. I almost cancel the date because of this. But I didn't because I didn't want to hurt her feeling. Guys, if I were you, would you cancel the date? I need your opinion guys."
and here's one person's response to the situation.....

"Where did she wash her cucha? In the backyard with the garden hose?"

and here's another that made it laugh because it was sooooo sad.

"I'm not sure where to start...Saw her post a few days ago and decided to check her out. Saw one review that was favorable, except for the incall condition that was a mess. Called her and set an appt for the following day. The next day, I call to ensure we're on schedule. She say's she forgot, but can meet me in 15 minutes at the incall. 30 minutes later, I meet her on the street outside her place. She gets in and we drive around the back through the alley to a small garage where she conducts her incall.
She looks cute, but very thin. Besides, she was also very high at the time from a little *** action. She opens the garage and all I see is an absolutely filthy and disgusting place with a bed in the rear. First thought...tweeker alert and get the hell outta here. But I stayed. We sit on the bed and I hear a couple guys talking upstairs. She says it's ok, they're her friends and we can only hear them while they are in the kitchen. This place is so disgusting, you could hardly move. When you sit on the bed, you nearly get knocked out by the 2x4 at head level that held up shelves. I think I was staring at a kayak or two right behind her. Boxes and trash everywhere.
She undresses, but forgets to remove a small plastic wrapper with white powder from her bra. It's ok, just put it in your purse sweetheart. As she begins a very average BBBJ, I notice several red scabs on her arms and legs. Ahhh, this looks familiar.....tweeker alert. But I stayed. Why? Time for the deed...Wait, no condoms. She called upstairs to her friends and have them drop some down the "chute" (the air vent pipe next to the bed). So, down comes the bag with condoms and straws. I don't need a straw, but hurry with that condom so I can get the hell out. On goes jimmy and to mish we go. I couldn't concentrate but what the hell, it felt pretty good at the time. As I near the finish line, she answers a phone call from a client on his way for her next appointment. She gives him the exact same excuses she gave me. Ok, I'm done. Nice to meet you, will never see you again.
I really don't like to slam someone, but this was crazy. I have read some things on this site about how cute she is. If you like tweekers, she's for you. We have some absolutely beautiful and wonderfull women here. Continue to see them, but avoid this one."

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