I've begun to notice how little I READ providers' ads these days.  I usually skim for the essentials:
1) pics
2) donations
3) services offered
Then I head for the reviews.
Does anyone ponder the lengthy paragraphs that some providers produce both on the Ad Board and on their web pages?  And do they help you reach a decision?  I'm not being facetious here.  I'm just wondering if I'm the only superficial browser

If I read another ad with verbiage like "it will be an experience that you will never forget", I am going to hurl. They need to keep it simple. The reviews tell most of it, especially if they come from someone you respect.

I'll read them when it's written in no nonsense english.  A lot of flowery prose is like reading boilerplate, mostly a waste of my time.  If they want to be clear like I have an incall at the beach, or I have convenient parking I'm all ears, if they want to say they are a super exclusive VIP mysterious courtesan who is world traveled I just skim right past.

Pics, donation, services. If those 3 are met I read the details. I do read the details after I make the decision I must say, sometimes finding important information. I recently read in one providers profile she only gave bbbj to circumcised guys. Gentiles received cbj, lmao. I find their FAQ section helpful. When I have to start searching for the big 3, I move on.

I've always noticed this and I've always felt it had to do with the ladies writing the ads as women and us reading them as men. Website design as well. While it may be a gross generalization, the ladies write novels to create mood and atmosphere. We look at pics, service and rate; in that order.  

I have traded some hot "penthouse type stories" with providers via email, but they have been gals that I have been with before. One provider called me up and said she was wet after reading what I wrote. It's a little dicey on their end.  

Can Providers just stop with their phone once they open the door, and until the door closes? Really.  Or, how about they agree to pay back $10 for each time they look at texts, send texts, or take calls, or leave ringer on, or any other unprofessional behavior. Or tell me in advance that you must do this, so I can pass on the experience.  Please read that again so it sinks in: just tell me you cant give up the phone during our session.  No worries, plenty of reasons you may prioritize that way.  I just don't prefer a session like that.
So, ladies, want to get my attention in your ad?  
1.  Promise you will put down the phone from the beginning of the session (that means when we first lay eyes on each other) to the end of the session (that means when I leave, not when I cum.  Orgasm is not the time for you to ignore me and attend to the people who have not been paying you for the past 55 minutes).  
2.  Use common English language, not a bunch of emoticons in your ad title hoping to make it stand out (that makes it standout to me as a provider that likely has a pimp, pass).  
3.  If you are going to lie about your age, lie older.  The younger the provider, the less likely I am to even read the ad.  Young providers typically are the most difficult, least likely to have real pictures, and most likely to leave you less than thrilled about your time.  But, I have had great sessions with young providers, its just less typical.
3.  Don't tell me the services rendered, I understand roughly whats going to happen, and there are no guarantees.  Under promise and over deliver is a good idea.  Word will spread.  BTW,  LE would love for you to spell out your services in your ad though.  
4.  If you want to bait and switch, do so at your own economic and physical peril (not from me).  The old question for you to think about as you are finishing that hour service in 15 minutes and getting dressed is, "Do I feel lucky?" (punk)
5.  Act like you are having a sexy romp, smile, and exude affection and adoration.  I will do the same, and then we will go back to our lives, hopefully with a naughty smile inside.

I don't think what the ladies write comes from narcissism.  It's simply the female approach to our hobby, or even more simply to the male/female experience in general. And I don't discount the power of their words. If the visual is the hook, the words set it?

Yes we *women* understand that  (some) men don't *read* or are simply too lazy too. We get that!  However, with that said.  Women should not be limited to *expressing themselves in writing.* Just to appease those picky lazy men.

I've had 91 play dates with providers thus far, and not a single one has ever used their phone while I was with them. Perhaps better pre-date screening is the reason, or maybe I just got lucky every time.  

I found several providers to be narcissistic and vain in session. It goes beyond the ads sometimes. I have also found many to be the opposite in session.

The last few years you are seeing NOBODIES without credible review history. I mean, what did you expect? Stick to well reviewed ladies and you will have their undivided attention. It's not what's in the ad, it's who the provider is and if you decide to choose someone with zero reputation.

we each have our own experiences ... mine have been positive by and large.

I have never had a "bad" in session experience with a provider since joining TER. I have had some horrible aftermath though. My guess is that some of them might have gotten to close. Phone calls from one everyday for 5 months. I think it breached a line.

Just wow.

Yes I must reply...how offensive can you be. I am a Genuine Provider without "credible review history"...and I am far from a "NOBODY"!! Just because I have no reviews YET, I would hate that anyone EXPECTED my Companionship to be anything less than attentive. We all start out with "zero reputation".....except you I suppose.

Thanks for chiming in!  Re: Emoticons, I was suggesting that using the emoticons in the ad title made me less likely to read it, but I was not clear on that point.  When it is over done, there is no chance I will open it except for that part of me that cant turn away at car crashes.  

Seriously Cobra, I will buy that list!!!  So glad I may be the exception not the rule.

Really Goldie?  Just dismiss it all like that with a needless vitriolic comment.  I have seen a few credible providers, trust me.  I don't review everyone I see.  So, just so I can update the ladies, which ones are not "nobodies" in your book?  

I see your list and get it.

I would comment but I have not reviewed anyone therefore, as you have said in the past,  my opinion is worthless.

A person with zero review history is a nobody in terms of them not having credibility. No need for you or the person to which I originally replied to think I am saying someone is an actual nobody, just that in terms of their reviews and merit here they are being generalized by myself as a nobody. Un-bunch your panties please and take a deep breath.  

It's okay sweetie....BTW I am new to TER, but hardly new to the game & I haven't had on panties all day lol ; ) Enjoy!!

Nicely put!

As usual Oldie( than 23) you are pushing a bad position.  Do you have any evidence about all this mindreading you are doing about all this?  I know, you are a troll and a flamer so you don't need evidence.  Don't you have some $1000 an hour client to attend to?  I don't want to play here with you, but if you so choose I'll be your huckleberry.  Why you ask?  Try and make sense of anything you said in this post.  Logic is like the Matrix for you.  But you will never be Neo. Cheers

I guess everybody is a NOBODY unless you charge 1,000/hour!

Still flattered you follow my posts and PM me constantly!
Glowing with happiness for being on your mind so often - whew, my feet are tired from running through your mind all day (and night judging by your PMs).

Oh thats so cute of you to write that.  If you could maintain that sweetness (fake is fine, you make your money being fake) in the rest of your posts it sure would be nice.  I myself am impressed at how you can't help but reply to my posts just to let me know you are looking.