I was cruising around Yahoo profiles on Thursday and I found this brand new profile from a new lady who appears to be gorgeous.  I thought that I had set up an appointment with her for this afternoon, (via instant messaging) but she wanted to speak to me by phone this morning to give me all of the detailed logistics of our appointment.  She told me that her phone hadn't been set up yet on Thursday, but that it would be by Monday morning.  

Anyways, come this AM, I phoned her, and then she called me back a few moments later.  During the conversation, I could hear lots of people milling around in the background.  And she basically told me that the hotel would be different from the one she had originally told me it would be in, and that she needed to understand exactly what I was looking for  (My instant messages had been vague enough not to include any specifically incriminating info).  She ASKED ME if I wanted full service.  I told her that I was surprised to hear her ask me that, but yes.  Then she said, "So you are looking for Sexual Intercourse", I told her that nobody had ever exactly asked me that question in a phone conversation, because of the current enforcement climate, but that would be what I was looking for.  She specifically mentioned that she liked to take care of the business up front.  She then said, "so you are OK with my fee of $250 to provide this service, including sexual intercourse".   At that point, I was convinced that I was being set up, so I told her that I thought that since she was new, she didn't realize that this wasn't the way to do business, and that she was endangering both herself and me.  And I cancelled the appointment.  If anyone HAS seen her, and she's legit, please let me know.  But be careful if you're thinking about seeing her.