Obviously I understand these places are self serve but I'm curious how that works. I've read/heard they tell you to get comfy when it starts so I assume you can shed everything at that point. Are you sitting on a fold out chair in the middle of the room at that point? Do you bring a jimmy to unload in? drop your load on the floor? or blow it on yourself and clean up with a hankey? Do they provide tissue and a trash can? Perhaps a hypothetical run through would help.

I may have been to a jack shack or two in the past.

When you enter the establishment you will be greeted by one or two hotties.  You get to pick which one although they switch off greeting people at the door.  You can ask for the other one who is normally sitting on a couch.  The one you select will ask for the show fee (usually $40) as she takes you to the back to the private rooms.  She will show you to the room and leave you in it as she pays the show fee to the house.  She will return and close the door.  At that time she will say you can get as comfortable as you like, at that point I usually shed everything.  You will be sitting in the corner of the room in an overstuffed chair.  There will be a bottle of lotion, tissues, and a trash can to the side. (BTW Risqué has microphones in the room, I don't
know about Fantasy)

She will begin dancing and ask how "nasty of a show" you will like.  This is the money she actually makes. The more the money the closer, and more naked she gets, a number of years back $100 got her naked, straddle over the chair with her "goods" just above my head with a good view of her fingering and masturbating herself.  The girls tend to shy away just before your moment to avoid splash damage.

Blowing on your self is common, there are plenty of hankies to clean up with, of course some times minor splash damage occurs to the floor.  FYI - she is responsible for cleaning the room afterwards so they prefer to keep it to less mess.

The shows are strictly 2 songs long, if you haven't done your business by then they may give you a little more time but they are paranoid the manager will get on their case for not getting you out of the room quick enough.

Finally, of course the place is self service only.  You may get some long hair across your unit or they will literally blow on it a little bit, but you will need to take care of your self.  Back when I was a regular of the establishments I found a girl at Fantasy that actually rubbed your unit between her ass cheeks, she lasted about a week.  At Risqué I became a regular with a dancer (we actually had the same chemistry Professor at SDSU) who let me "taste" her as she was above me (but that was big time YMMV).

Anyway, my VIP card in my wallet says I haven't been back since 2/4/2000 (and I even have a free show on it, I wonder if it is still good)

Have Fun

Banana

I have so many questions on this one, I just don't know where to begin.

Ok, why go there if it is self-serve?  Are people watching you?  Possible filming you?  Where in the world are these places?  I've never heard of one before.

Why not just go to the F-Street bookstore.  At least they have videos to watch while you're doing your stuff.

I'm truly puzzled by this one.  I love to have someone else touching my johnson, not doing it by myself.  Although, I will do it if a lady wants to watch me...  oops, I've said too much.

I didn't realize that Risque was such a place.  Still, from the prices quoted, sounds like a better deal is to go to a massage parlor.

Just go to a AMP for the same price and leave with a happy face. and totally relaxed.