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VIP's check out this latest review of Paris Layne.   I found the language interesting.


Aug-2012 new Send message rdeckard Reviewer is Offline 7 - Attractive / 2 - Should have stayed home

missevabliss890 reads

Wow a mix of illiteracy and poeticism..... Gotta love it!

Thanks for making my morning bbqboss lol :)

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MfSD855 reads

It was kinda funny. And there is a tendency for some guys to downgrade a lady on looks (something I would never do) if the session doesn't go well. As far as the alleged upsell, I don't know, I didn't read any of her other reviews.

MfSD>>>>

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girlparis655 reads

Well guys, I dont find it funny but I will tell you what I do find funny.. I recently had a conversation will a CLEAN, FRIENDLY, GENTLEMAN and we (after catching our breathe from a wonderfuly hot session) dissussed this review thing. You see, some of my reviews are great but untrue.. Facial? Anal? Didnt happen.. Oh and ofcoarse they throw in how well endowed they are. Do you guys get points or membership for a certain amount of reviews you get? Oh and to respond to the shitty review, I am gorgeous as shown in my pics, great attitude and its funny when everything changed when you say I upselled. Now its not my fault you didnt READ, or couldnt.. That I was running a special.. It read, 100 HALFhour (meet & eat) 200 FULLhour (wine and you are ALL mine) Sorry guys I thought it was cute at the time.. Now maybe if you smelled decent and was polite about my heritage, (Puerto Rican / Brazillian / Italian) then maybe I would of made an exception.. As I usually do.

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girlparis780 reads

oh wait.. Now that I see his spelling/wording is bad.. Maybe it was the guy that when I said, "when you get close let me know and I will jump on top of you". For some reason, he asked me to explain that to him, twice. And now that I think about it, he was very quiet, didnt  say much. Maybe english was bad.. Because suddenly he pushed my head down and finished. I thought that was exciting didnt know he was a non understanding baby. Oh well, I should write a book.. These guys! LOL!
Im going to let it go.. My first bad review ever.. Really its not that bad. P.s. Im in hollywood.. Coming to my beautiful home town San Diego soon
kisses! (yes I do that)
Paris ;)

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dave4145534 reads

I have to tell you, Paris, that I was so caught up in the humor of it all, I didn't notice really what he said about you, good or bad. "I'm thrusting my milky white thighs heavenward!" lol. I suspect no one will take such a review seriously!

Now I have to go back and read it again. I could use another chuckle.

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MfSD396 reads

You get 15 days VIP for each accepted review. And what I found funny in that particular review, was the tortured syntax the "reviewer" used. I think most of us here at TER know there are plenty of suspect reviews, be it an outright phony, inflated, deflated, upsell, menu items, etc.  And that just reading reviews, is no guarantee of a quality experience. But it's better than going in completely blind.

MfSD>>>>

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Todd Kavonic850 reads

It's not funny to me because someone's livelihood is impacted by it, but anyone that is over a half wit will see beyond it. In short, it will probably mean that Paris gets to be with more intelleigent clients.

Sounds like something that Borat would post..at least that is how I read it.

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cadilacslim530 reads

It's even more bizarre than Paris Layne's. She should petition TER to get this review removed based on his two reviews, I'm surprised that TER posted this review, I've had two reviews rejected because the reviewer found a couple of grammatical errors.

I checked out Paris Layne's website and I think she's gorgeous and we've exchanged a couple emails today and I plan on seeing her when she comes back to town.

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