In my opinion, this was written by a female, trying to write as if she were a male.  There are a few other reviews posted for other locales that have the same "sound".

Damn, I wish I could come the whole hour?  Brings a whole new meaning to the term "Big O!"  I hope they had enough empty containers around to help them clean up the mess afterwards.  I can hear it now: "Honey, better get another one, this one's full!"  Based on this performance, I wouldn't being going home to sleep after being in her "tight young wet pussy."  I would be in ICU getting IVs to replace my fluids.  

 Definitely a shill!  But, it made for entertaining reading.  But, come on now, who talks or writes like that anyway?!