I worked in the valley one long hot summer, all the locals have girlfriends in mexicali.

best to take your own or head to Mexicali....

I live in the Imperial Valley, are you enjoying the heat? Anyway there is nothing out here that I have found other than nasty crack whores on Adams in El Centro. My suggestion is drive to San Diego, Palm Springs or, better still, pop over to Mexicali to the San Diego Bar. According to the experts at the world sex guide forum, the San Diego bar is the best place.

YOU'VE BEEN IN IMPERIAL VALLEY TOO LONG WHEN.....

-Your air conditioner quits in July and you are no hurry to fix it;
-The tempurature hits 110 degrees and you're thankful for a cool day;
-You complain because the humidty is up to 39%;
-the tempurature drops to 75 degrees and you grab an electric blanket;
-Your idea of "right now" is sometime in the next eight weeks;
-Your idea of a good breakfast is a bean burrito and a can of beer;
-You eat the fish caught in the New River;
-You don't mind driving your new car to Mexicali;
-You give up dusting the furniture once a day and start shoveling once a week;
-You think the Salton Sea is a good place to spend a weekend;
-You start to complain that the hot sauce is too mild;
-You plant flowers in May just to see how long it takes them to die; and
-Your idea of a good time is to watch cartoons in Spanish.

Adios, amigos!
QP