I'm inundated with emails, and that's always nice, but I really hate it when I can't even reply!!

OK Guys, I know that the following gentleman are probably not BAD BOYS, but I just simply don't ever ever ever reply to an email when there is any hint of a suggestive remark that might make me think that a man is intimating anything sexual in nature.

WHY OH WHY OH WHY are you telling me you are married? (What other than a sexual encounter is the point of that????)

Or That you want an "intimate encounter"?  Or that you've read my reviews??

THESE four guys have just put themselves into the no reply bin DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE.  (One of them even suggested he'd "never done this before"  A fifty year old guy NEVER DATED???? Come on?  He just finished saying he was MARRIED!  Did he buy his bride?

Discretion starts with email #1  (I pretty much don't ever make a same day date or a date on the phone.)

OK,  My tantrum is over.  (And I realize that I take the "Devil is in the details" to the nth degree...)

Just tell me where you live/work,(exactly your employer and the phone number) when can I call you at your job, who should I say I am, when you want to date, for how long, where you'd like to meet (exactly)

Your age, race, and how tall you are pretty much doesn't matter, your hobbies are fine.. everything else, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT!!!

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"By way of introduction, I'm a gentleman and business man from (Another State).  I recently turned 50 and am interested in experiencing an intimate encounter with a younger woman.   It's normal isn't!"
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"I am 43 years old, married with two children.  I am the Vice President of (A Local Important Company.)  Recently I have had a terrible urge to be with someone different."

"I am a 48 year old white guy married with children."

"I saw your reviews on TER and would like to schedule some time with you."



So, I'm so sorry you didn't read my dating advertisement text or take it seriously when I wrote that I wouldn't respond to suggestive emails.

*sigh*
Elise

You know Elise, I've been reading your posts for some time and, in my opinion, getting a building permit would be easier than trying to book a date with you!  What is so wrong with someone telling you a little about themselves??

I suppose I meant that.  I shouldn't have to reiterate that anything that I interpret as the slightest bit sexually suggestive in nature, I.E. "I'm married but I want x, y or z"  is really a stupid thing to write, so I can then extrapolate that the gentleman is probably not someone that I want to date... (I like a guy that can read and absorb more than 15 words at a time.)

And what else am I supposed to take away from someone mentioning that they've read my reviews except that they're throwing a very indiscrete couple of paragraphs in my face?  

I mean, really I just like to get away a couple of times a month and relax with someone new, or with someone that I clicked with prior. That's it.

Yeah, that's a couple of times a month.  Not a week, not a day.  A couple of times a month.

I'm too busy to be "Pulling teeth"  like a friend of mine calls it.

So go on down and pull a building permit if you can't just send along ONLY the requested info and nothing extraneous.  It's not that difficult in my estimation.

Really, the time to connect with me is when we meet.  I think it's worth the effort.

PEACE OUT

xoxo
E

Elise, For gods sake, smoke a joint and lighten up! xxoo P.S. How bout the new pics?