unlike Valentines Day, which is mostly for women, and often leaves men scrambling on what to give as a gift, women don't have to worry about what to give their man. Its all in the name, baby.
choke a monkey or a chicken for that matter (at least not without a safe word), I'm not into S&M. That said, some monkeys need to be spanked now and then. Now polishing a bishop may be symbolic retribution for past bad acts by the church!
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