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Re: Anyone seen this one?
RUBBERBAND 5 Reviews 33386 reads
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Mariah on EROS (http://www.eros-sandiego.com/sections/escort.htm)?

Also, as a side note,  I have had some kooky episodes with "taking one for the team" and posting some reviews (some I couldn't remember enough information because I was so furious about having to spank the monkey after so much time invested in setting up a situation.  I haven't been taken in SD but I would have just as soon avoided the whole situations.  My motto is say what you mean and mean what you say, that's it.  Unfortunately, I like them petite, with large cans and pretty, and affordable.  I guess my expectations are to high or my wallet is too shallow.  I'm going home to choke the chicken and eat some nachos.  I wonder what's on skinamax tonight?

Rubberband

It is amusing that in her ad she says "...some innocent fun."  Yeah, right. Her ad should read something like this:

Hi my name is Broomhilda and I would like to have a stupid, desperate wealthy man like you give me lots of money up front then I'll do what I please which will most likely be clothed dancing, 500 ft away (you'll have to rent opera glasses from me at a bargain rate, $10.00/minute).  Then after 15 minutes of the guaranteed hour, I'll ask for a huge donation to watch you choke the chicken while I sit in the corner watching TV and smoke some digs.  After which, I'll bolt out the door and leave you with a sick feeling that maybe Ted Bundy wasn't such a bad guy after all (not that I condone that sort of behavior).  Please call me soon, I'll return your email or phone call within 2 weeks, I promise!  And when I do call, it will be an inconvenient time for you to talk, and I'll get real sh*tty with you for not being able to converse about our future rendezvous.  I only do this part time so I am very, very selective.  Only the moronic and gullible need call.

Hugs and Kisses
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