Also, as a side note, I have had some kooky episodes with "taking one for the team" and posting some reviews (some I couldn't remember enough information because I was so furious about having to spank the monkey after so much time invested in setting up a situation. I haven't been taken in SD but I would have just as soon avoided the whole situations. My motto is say what you mean and mean what you say, that's it. Unfortunately, I like them petite, with large cans and pretty, and affordable. I guess my expectations are to high or my wallet is too shallow. I'm going home to choke the chicken and eat some nachos. I wonder what's on skinamax tonight?
It is amusing that in her ad she says "...some innocent fun." Yeah, right. Her ad should read something like this:
Hi my name is Broomhilda and I would like to have a stupid, desperate wealthy man like you give me lots of money up front then I'll do what I please which will most likely be clothed dancing, 500 ft away (you'll have to rent opera glasses from me at a bargain rate, $10.00/minute). Then after 15 minutes of the guaranteed hour, I'll ask for a huge donation to watch you choke the chicken while I sit in the corner watching TV and smoke some digs. After which, I'll bolt out the door and leave you with a sick feeling that maybe Ted Bundy wasn't such a bad guy after all (not that I condone that sort of behavior). Please call me soon, I'll return your email or phone call within 2 weeks, I promise! And when I do call, it will be an inconvenient time for you to talk, and I'll get real sh*tty with you for not being able to converse about our future rendezvous. I only do this part time so I am very, very selective. Only the moronic and gullible need call.
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