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Does anybody really believe this guy? Time for MasterJohnson to go home...
paperback_writer 24 Reviews 3960 reads
posted
2 / 12

...I mean, "passionate fuckaholic"??? That's a new one in MY dictionary!

willie99t 23 Reviews 2487 reads
posted
3 / 12
LongPutter 21 Reviews 2355 reads
posted
4 / 12

Seems to have a knack for being the only reviewer, and when he is one of a few, he has very little corroboration for his views.

RMPLESTILSKIN 9 Reviews 3525 reads
posted
5 / 12

Why is this guy allowed to still post reviews?  Its obvious that something is wrong.

wuttajoke 3178 reads
posted
6 / 12

Continuing to post unbelievable fabrications for this long I think STAFF needs to send him to TER Abu Graib!

willie99t 23 Reviews 2678 reads
posted
7 / 12
MYTDRIVE 35 Reviews 3481 reads
posted
8 / 12
LongPutter 21 Reviews 2671 reads
posted
9 / 12

They really know how to work on a guy's tool, as well!

Maybe one of us should write a review for one of those Abu Gharib "providers."  Something like:

Atmosphere:  Hot and dusty, bed was hard, kind of like concrete
Attitude:  Teasing, and a bit on the bossy side
Appearance:  5 - A bit too muscular for my tastes
Performance:  2 - I should have stayed in my tent

General details:  When I was ushered into her room, she was standing there in tight fitting brown fatigues, twirling a whip in her hands.  She asked me to come closer.  I asked to shower but she said it was out of order, and then....

Juicy details:  she grabbed my manhood and gave me the most vigorous HJ of my life, paying special attention to the boys.  The sensation was purely electric! It was almost too much for me to take, but still I was able to hold back for what seemed like forever.  Definitely not a clock watcher!  Finally I stumbled back to my cell, too weak to write a review.  Now, as I sit in Guantanamo Bay and reflect on what happened, I realize that I really should have hidden my rocket launcher a bit better and not given my captors the finger so often.

2sense 2490 reads
posted
10 / 12
IRVINEWOP 1 Reviews 2386 reads
posted
11 / 12

Good job pointing this character out. I have noticed 2 other's that tend to review the same girls as MJ. booblovinguy and lactatelover2000. Tried pointing this out to ter, they don't seem to care

skooter1 6 Reviews 2243 reads
posted
12 / 12

No reply from Staff.
Bottom line: Disregard MasterJohnson's reviews, certainly booblovinguy & lactatelover as well; and we'll all be better off.

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