This guy's reviews are classic!! Here is one from the L.A. Boards that sums up his eloquence and writing skills. I hope the link works.

  He's nuts!!!!!!Classic.I'm wondering though if perhaps he isnt smoking some incense from Hell though.For the most part all the girls that he has had score (9-10 in performance)-Do you think he has something us mere mortals dont have????Besides too much time and Joseph Smiths hidden Polgamy romance novels????A must read

than at least 95% of the bozos in the race.  

I almost got in my car and headed towards LA right then and there.  I can write proper English, but this guy writes beautiful English.

Let's get a lomo and head for L. A.

  I think you could represent us well also!