when will you hombres learn that these "real" women will only get you in trouble. Try a chick with a dick and you'll never go back. They know how to BBBJTC better than them real bitches and they fuck you in the right way...not like this other fickle bitch that "fucked me" without even kissing me first. I mean I am into kinky stuff but I wanted to at least get naked before getting handcuffed.
Buenos Dias Hermano! I have a Cinco de Mayo present for you - a wonderful evening with a brand new chica - Lusty Lauri. Her reviews are AMAZING - ok, her one review...nevermind that. I talked to her for you mi hermano, instead of $250 DOLLARS, she will accept 250 pesos - she says she's your BIGGEST fan (I think she REALLY wants you to stay the night.) Make sure she takes a long bath first - el puerco cabron "Mood4fun" is a filthy PUTO, don't want to see you catch anything (a lot of trichinosis going around).
when will you hombres learn that these "real" women will only get you in trouble. Try a chick with a dick and you'll never go back. They know how to BBBJTC better than them real bitches and they fuck you in the right way...not like this other fickle bitch that "fucked me" without even kissing me first. I mean I am into kinky stuff but I wanted to at least get naked before getting handcuffed.
Si, I was giving her a look too hermano. I think she might be that stinking Jewel's hermana. If she is......I might want to take a pass on her. She looks alot like Jewel, and if she performs anything like her, and puts holes in the damn tortillas, I'm sure I won't like her. As for being my fan, well I'm sure it is very hard not to be charmed by my good looks and my fantastic english. I know my english and spelling is even better then those STINKING BADGES! Those pinchy puercos need to study a little harder que no?
Claro que SI 'mano. The puerquitos try so hard to be "one of the boys", they stand out like a pink-faced, tequila-sodden gringo screaming "Viva Mexico" in Adelita's. So when you gonna introduce me to your sister, eh cunado?
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