I would think the review will be deleted within a few days.  If that happens, kudos to you, dude.

After that LAST onslaught, I was a little MORE than hesitant to post here, but ... I certainly didn't want to let THIS ONE go without at least offering-up MY side of the "story".
So ... Here Goes ...

Whether-or-Not you want to believe it... This Review was written by someone that I actually HAVE SEEN! (Just a week or so ago, as a matter of fact)  So, if it's the language HE used that is making HIS review seem SO suspicious... well, then ...I don't know WHAT to tell you!  Maybe it's just that HIS review happened to come in around a time when I have been "under attack".  This is unfortunate for HIM, because he was simply stating HIS impression of OUR time together & (as a result) has been catagorically dismissed as another "boy in blue".
 
You Know ... It's funny how whenever I get a Review that is anything OUTSIDE OF the TYPICAL "I did Her this-a-way, & then that-a-way, etc."  it ends-up getting scrutinized beyond reason (IMHO)& then, enevitably, is deleted.    

Sadly, the EXACT same thing happened to Me once before. I have tried NUMEROUS times to e-mail (the powers that be @) TER in an attempt to have said review re-instated.  But my e-mails were only met with confusion.  "Please re-submit your review if you feel it was rejected unfairly" (or something to that effect)
So apparently (even though I attached the review in question) they will NOT be re-instating IT anytime soon.  

Now, as far as the Specific pieces of info that were misunderstood... Allow Me to Clarify:  HE picked ME up in MY neighborhood & WE then went to HIS place. (which, in turn, means that it was HIS "master suite")  Let's See ... What ELSE ...

Look, this is REALLY SILLY folks!  I am sitting here TRYING to remember every, single point that was expressed in his KIND(allbeit somewhat lengthy) Review ... And For What??  To make A FEW paranoid people FEEL BETTER??  Come On ... Lighten-Up, PLEASE!  

I'm NOT a bad guy & Neither is He!  If you would try & take the time to REALLY GET TO KNOW ME, then there would be NO QUESTION  So, for those of you who'd LIKE TO ... I'd be more than happy to take your call, or respond to your e-mail, okay?

LASTLY ... For those of you who've been trying to reach me without success ... I need to explain an adjustment in my hours of availability...
If you'd like to see me during the day (ie: BEFORE 6:00pm) I would appreciate as much prior notice as possible. (24 hours, or at least the night beforehand would be GREAT!) That way I can  re-arrange my OTHER commitments to better accommodate YOU!  
** Thanks For Your Cooperation **



Have a Nice Weekend Everyone... xoxo ~ Lara


ps) If anyone would like to see that previously deleted review (mentioned above) I would gladly send it to you via e-mail.  I actually TRIED to attach it to THIS post but was (obviously) unable to.  

OMG, Gordo, that's funny.  You're quite right, I intended a wee bit of entertainment value in my "fictitious" report. Though it was my first review, one goal was to inject humor into the otherwise tense atmosphere on TER (undeserved, IMHO) about this excellent provider.  BUT, I hereby acknowledge that you're a MASTER humorist.  I'm laughing so hard at what you wrote, my abs hurt. Great comments.... I'm not worthy....  Thanks Gordo!!!

First you write,

"After a rip off experience in D.C. in 2002, I never would never again have tried another escort if not for TER."  


then you write,

"Worded differently, I had information about the provider who was under scrutiny.  I had it at the time she was being maligned and castigated by some on the local and national TER boards.  My info undercut the credibility of what was being said there and I figured I'd better speak up."

With one dubious review and a history of being ripped off, it certainly doesn't seem like you fit the bill of an individual with access to prized inside information. Maybe if you were an experienced hobbiest with tons of reviews to boot, some here would be more likely to consider your claimed access to this privaledged information as veracious; otherwise, it only sounds like you're blowing hot air around in an effort to entrap some more fun seekers.

Pecker