I just don't get it. From reading your reviews, you appear to be everything but FS. Sort of like a technical virgin. May be you should get some FS, it will mellow you out a bit.
I don't get it...why a full service provider, who comments daily on this board, is worried about an IRS employee, cop, or anyone else for that matter. If someone wants to find me or you, we are just a phone call away...
So getting real again, referrals and volunteers are welcome to private message me about an accountant. I operate a legitimate business with plenty of receipts...I just need financial direction from someone who understands the wonderful world of erotica.
The reason for the negative replies to your inquiry is straightforward. First time prostitution charges are a misdemeanor, while income tax evasion is a felony. If you get busted for prostitution, however, then LE may refer your case to the IRS, if they believe you have expensive property that can't be accounted for.
This technique was used to close down a very popular massage parlor in San Diego.
And, of course, it doesn't help that you're advertising for some creative accounting on a public board.
Do your really expect any intelligent CPA, EA or Attorney to send you an email or PM with specific suggestions as to how you can hide the cash you earned from the IRS and a list of clients who can vouch for his/her ability to hide cash? There is nothing like helping to document in writing multiple counts of income tax fraud and your willingness to engage in another conspiracy to commit more counts. And they are doing this all just to try and get your business. BTW how many thousands of dollars do you expect to pay someone to put their license and livelihood on the line to hide your money?
Let me put this in different terms. If I made a post stating that I was looking for a provider and I wanted each candidate to send me a PM detailing all of the acts she was willing to perform and how much each act would cost do you think I would get any replies?
If you actually get any responses to your post please do yourself a favor and don’t hire any of them.
I am sorry if this sounds a little harsh and sarcastic but I did not know any other way to express it.
I certainly would have no objections if the moderator decides to delete this entire thread.
Since you did not seem to understand the subtle comment that Jai initially made I tried to put it in a much more direct and simplistic manner.
I don’t think that any employee of LE or the IRS who reads your post will understand that when you asked for “Someone who’s likes to hide money!” that you were not looking for some “creative accounting” but merely wanted to find an accountant who is good at digging holes in your back yard to hide your money. Unlike LE the IRS does not need any evidence or probable cause to begin an audit designed to find unreported income.
Good luck on your search. I am sure that one of your lawyer or CPA clients will be more than happy to help you.
And I am going to take your advice. A walk on the beach sounds great.
I just don't get it. From reading your reviews, you appear to be everything but FS. Sort of like a technical virgin. May be you should get some FS, it will mellow you out a bit.
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