I am available for outcall appointments all week...

You could be 80, and you would still rock.

After several years away ...I come back and here you are still cracking me up Almost as much as Sidney's prices!

And hey, EZ on Sid the Kid, ya know? (BTW, that's a compliment, Sidney...that is Sidney Crosby's nickname...and you know I love ya, you look like Serena South!) She isn't that far from other providers in her age group with her looks and her reviews and who offer what she does, so it's her call what she charges and how much business she does.

Anyway, good to see you back, bud.