This Board's dead, that girl's fat, this guy's mean, too many tats, she faked that,  too high a rate ...

I just I'd let y'all know I got to spend the night with the girl of my dreams. And the best part is - I've been getting to do this now for about a year and a half and it just keeps getting better - no ruse!

So despite all the negative juju out there - to quote Country Dick Montana, "I'm a happy boy ..."