So I took the plunge last night, after I couldn't set up an incall, with  a woman for an outcall. I set up mood lighting, music, and wine looking forward to a "romantic" encounter. So she shows up and surprise, surprise, she doesn't look anything like her pictures in her ad. Strike one. The pics showed a hot babe, she was a 4 at best. She doesn't seemed impressed at all of my romantic setup. Can I kiss you, no, you know with all the COVID thing. Well can I suck on your tits, no you know COVID. Hmph, not the kind of start I was hoping for. Barely takes a drink of the wine. Has me lay on my large ottoman and proceeds to give me a lackluster massage. Then she says, let's go to your bedroom. Well there went my plan to have a little couch sex. Strike two. In bed she attacks my dick but starts telling me that I needed to learn that in outcalls, you have to expect to have to pay large tip to get any real action. I told her, sorry I don't ever assume I need to tip. I'll tip if I feel I received service above and beyond. Strike three. And of course this conversation is doing nothing for my ability to get an erection. Then she needs lube which I have to get up to get. Then she asks for a condom which I have to get up again to get. I know I'm never going to enjoy this experience but she finally gets an orgasm out of me. My one moment of revenge was when I came in her mouth "accidentally". She coughed and gagged all the way to the bathroom. I was so relieved when she left. Please tell me that this was a bad outcall experience and that I can actually get the one I fantasized about.

I've had good luck on outcalls even with the extra cost. I usually ask for a selfie texted without all the filters before the deal is set. And be prepared to respond with your own selfie.

Tell us you first did some research, checking her reviews.  

Your experience reads a lot like others that I have read when guys don't do any research and ignore red flags.  Looking forward to your review so that the next potential sucker can avoid this mistake.

It sounds, like you got played, like a dummy if you did not utilize TER prior to booking.  Who is this provider?  I bet it was an agency that charges a flat fee to come to you (outcall) the lady in the photos is fake & the 4 shows up at your door asking for more money, but provides less, than stellar services.  

If I was a gent looking for a good outcall provider, I would start at the top 100 list in San Diego. Read the fantasy reviews before you contact a provider. Read the providers website before booking. You can only blame yourself. Outcall nude entertainers, or escorts in SD that are not independent & work for agencies do not care about providing excellent services. They only want to get your $, and upsell for more if & when possible.  

I would have been happy to share wine with you, but you did not see me posting on TER because the fake photo for the agency ad caught your fancy lol Smile 4 me!  Live & learn. Phenomenal service is never cheap. Do the fellas a favor & share the link to the ad you found this hustler on...

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"She shows up and surprise, surprise; she doesn't look anything like her pictures in her ad. Strike one. The pics showed a hot babe, she was a 4 at best."

----- I would have bounced her right then and there, an obvious and glaring bait-and-switch, right? But then again, it appears from your telling of it that instead of getting a motel or hotel room, you used you own home for this outcall. Taking a chance on a pissed off woman knowing where I live is not a sensible option in my case.

 
"I set up mood lighting, music, and wine looking forward to a "romantic" encounter.  
She doesn't seemed impressed at all of my romantic setup."

----- Meh. Your tastes and their resulting expectations didn't line up with her tastes and their resulting expectations. That's a hit or miss chance you took, it's an unpredictable factor.  

 
"Has me lay on my large ottoman and proceeds to give me a lackluster massage. Then she says, let's go to your bedroom. Well there went my plan to have a little couch sex."

 
----- You should have spoken up and told her where you wanted tthe action to be. This one is completely on you, dude.

"In bed, she attacked my dick, but starts telling me that I needed to learn that in outcalls, I have to expect to have to pay large tip to get any real action. I told her, sorry I don't ever assume I need to tip. I'll tip if I feel I received service above and beyond. Strike three."

----- You were in a horrible position from which to negotiate. At that point, the session was far beyond anywhere that you could prevail. There's a reason it's called strike three.

"Then she needs lube which I have to get up to get, and a condom which I have to get up again to get."

 
----- Both of these nuisances are all your fault and your responsibility. This is an outcall at YOUR PLACE.  She's not responsible for where You keep or pls e necessary items in your residence. You should have made sure the lubrication and the condoms were within arm's reach, especially since you are the one stating the mood was broken because you had to get up twice. You know your body and your mind better than anyone. Or at least you should know them.

 
"My one moment of revenge..."

----- Whoa, back the fuck up, Chuck! Your 'revenge'? That's a strong word, guy. She's not the only one at fault for everything that's gone wrong so far. If you're in bed with a woman and seeking revenge, she's actually in danger of you and What you might do. Check your aggression at the door.  

 
----- I have to tell you that this was a bad outcall experience partially because of lack of preparation on your part, and like others have already stated, you didn't study or plan very well. When it first started going wrong, you didn't think or act very well.

I've checked to see if he submitted a review of her; he has not.