.... i'm not a ingest-food-or-beverage-to-make-me-feel-better kind of person (to each their own of course) so definitely B and with a long hot soapy shower afterwards. Never had 3 guys cancel in a row tho o_o.
So it's 11:30pm, your third client in a row just cancelled - you had a fight with your (son, daughter, mom, dad, SO) cramps are imminent, and there's a thumping noise coming from the engine compartment of your car.
What's your drug of choice to get out of this crappy mood ?
A. Booze
B. Your Favorite Toy
C. Ice Cream (if so, which flavor)
I ask because having recently taken an emotional switchblade to the heart and unable to avail myself of the usual anti-depressant blowjob, I discovered Haagen Dazs "Banana Split" flavor. As good as a blowjob - NO, but a damn fine second place !!!
.... i'm not a ingest-food-or-beverage-to-make-me-feel-better kind of person (to each their own of course) so definitely B and with a long hot soapy shower afterwards. Never had 3 guys cancel in a row tho o_o.
So it's 11:30pm, your third client in a row just cancelled - you had a fight with your (son, daughter, mom, dad, SO) cramps are imminent, and there's a thumping noise coming from the engine compartment of your car.
What's your drug of choice to get out of this crappy mood ?
A. Booze
B. Your Favorite Toy
C. Ice Cream (if so, which flavor)
I ask because having recently taken an emotional switchblade to the heart and unable to avail myself of the usual anti-depressant blowjob, I discovered Haagen Dazs "Banana Split" flavor. As good as a blowjob - NO, but a damn fine second place !!!
For me I love to laugh, anything that can make me laugh will make me forget about what a sad day i have had! Also food yummmm or watching a really really awesome movie..... If all that fails I might eat some sour patch kids those thing are the bizzzzzzomb hah!!! Or a lemon drop. I don't like ice cream so that is kinda out!
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