This week BK reads the SD board and sees that there are AMPs in Escondido.  BK goes to chat on TER and AMPs were a topic of conversation.  
BK says there aren't any here in SD, but has read that there are in Escondido. The only AMP that BK knows about is in TJ, but due to
the geographic location, they are probably known as HMPs.  The whole work week was really stressful for BK.  BK does not like working 12 hours
a day.  GF does not give good massages, so BK decides to go to SUNDANCE in Escondido.  

BK checks yahoo maps first so that he doesn't get lost.  BK also calls Sundance to make sure they are open for business.  Any AMP
that is open until 9pm (7 days a week) means it's going to be GOOD!  50 for half and 100 for full hour, sounds very good to BK.  


BK jumps in his truck (BK should be driving a better car, but monthly hobbying takes priority) and drives 20 miles to Escondido from Manila Mesa.
While driving on the 15 North, BK barely avoids an accident and witnesses a 3 Car Rear end wreck.  SHIT....BK lucky to be alive (was it a sign?).  BK finally
arrives at Sundance off which is right next to the Blood Bank.  BK checks the Front and Rear Exits to make sure that there are no LE's hanging
around.  BK does notice that there are a lot of guys going in and out.......they are either fat, bald or both.  BK is now thihking that this is
the right place.  

BK goes into Sundance and an asian woman greets him at the reception window.  BK was stupid not to bring cash, so the lady tells him to go
to the ATM machine that is across from them.  BK goes to the ATM machine to get cash.  Guess what?  ATM machine is out of cash (another sign?)  Business MUST be GOOD!
So BK jumps in his truck and goes to Albertson's to buy a stick of gum and withdraw $200 bucks cash.  Cashier looks annoyed that BK just bought gum.  

BK goes back to Sundance and the asian girl says it will be 20 minutes.  Meanwhile more guys are leaving with SMILES on their face.  BK kicks back on the comfy
leather couch and says life is good.  It's BK's turn to go in and they show him to room 3.  The room is very nice with a small fountain, a massage table, a Pole that
is horizontally above the table, and soft music playing through a ceiling speaker.  BK gets comfortable and waits for the masseuse.  She comes in and BK is pleasantly
surprised.  Not bad, maybe a 7.  She goes to work on BK and gives a dam good massage.  She even walks on BK's back while holding the pole above.  BK now feels like
a million bucks.  Life is good?  WRONG!  As soon as 30 minutes are up, she says massage is over!  BK a little distrait says, I wanted an hour?  Massuese says no and tells BK
to get dressed and his session is over.  BK is now feeling like JAIL BAIT, gets up quick and starts to dress.  Massuese escorts BK to the door and says, come back again.
BK didn't even pay and tells her that he wants to pay.  The massuese is really confused and says, you pay already, come back again.  BK asks for the mama-san so that he
can pay.  Mama-san comes to BK and collects the money.  BK pays 50 plus 10 tip and keeps his mouth shut.  BK leaves and doesn't understand what the hell just happened.  Maybe
BK needs to paint his skin white, shave his head, and gain 80 lbs?  BK is confused.......BK didn't touch or say anything to the massuese during the session.

Moral of the story?  This shit always happens to BK.  BK is only going to play with the pros.