Just turned 35 today, feeling old, neglected and alone.  Any specials out there?

Just wait until you turn 50, then not only will you feel neglected & alone, but really older than the f**king hills!

And when you are 50, your idea of a "special" is just getting it up without the help of a little blue pill. LOL!!

I wanna be just like you, Sparky.

Age is a state of mind, brudda.  You're doin' great!