Stepford husbands have many names:  Republicans, Capitalists, etc.  By the way, were not Pat Nixon and Nancy Reagan the inspiration for The Stepford Wives?  So long Gipper!

my upstairs neighbor, the moaner

it's almost like clockwork, I get home from work, they're going at it.  I'm crashing into my pillow at night, they're testing the bed springs again.  In the morning, it starts all over again, the moaning, that ear-hair raising, dick-hardening, mouth-watering moaning of hers... oh my god.  My hips start to involuntarily move in sync with the spelled wrong rythm of her effervescent salutations.  I haven't met them yet, but oh my.... gotta get a stepford girlfriend, at least, at least.  maybe I'll rent one!

What else can I say about this pretty lady!

Jenni, you'd just "burn-out" a stepford husband! Fry his ass to a real crisp with your energy!