A 75 year old woman went to the doctor for a check-up. The
doctor told her she needed more activity and recommended sex three times a week.
She said to the doctor: -"Please, tell my husband."
The doctor goes out in the waiting room and tells the husband
that his wife needs to have sex three times a week.
The 80 year old husband replies: -"Which days?"
The doctor says, -"How about Monday, Wednesday and Friday."
The husband says, -"I can bring her Monday and Wednesday but   on Fridays she'll have to take the bus."

Good one Sedona.  That reminds me of the one about the 80 year old man who is hard of hearing that goes to the doctor with his wife.  The doctor tells the man "I need you to give me a urine sample and a stool sample."  The old man looks at his wife and says "What did he say?"  His wife replies "He wants your underwear."  Sedagive.

Between the two of you, I think Pete Townsend had the right idea.

The elderly gentleman eases his way onto the counter stool and orders a banana split.  The girl says "crushed nuts?"  and he says "Nope, arthritus."

The madam of a Nevada brothel greets an elderley man as he and his walker make their way into the lobby. She asks if he has any requests for his stay. He replies that he requires three things. First, she has to have big boobies. Second, he will be requiring the use of a condom. And lastly, he would like to be supplied a can of air freshener. The madam chuckles and says, "I can understand your desire for the first two items, but why on earth do you need a can of air freshener?" The old patron shakes his head showing a slight disdain and replies, "I just HATE the smell of burning rubber...."