If someone broke in your house and started rummaging around.
What embarrassing thing might they find, that really has a simple explanation?


ie. In my house with all the lingerie, toys, and porno. I'm sure one would think I'm having orgies or getting a 'whole lot' of action.
I also keep my dog's food in my closet. Because I feed her upstairs and the kitties downstairs.
I'm sure dog food and sex toys in the same vicinity.... kinda funny.

What's in your house??

-- Modified on 8/30/2007 9:12:56 AM

What that little snack you served me was dog food! What A friend----feed me dog food and want me to hump a burro's ass.




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while you were moaning for more.
Muahahahahhahaaa......

Kisses,
J'

WHEAHA-WHEAHA-WHEAHA-WHEAHA

Thanks.  You just made me realize how bored a burglar would be if they started rummaging around.

-- Modified on 8/30/2007 11:08:03 AM

I'm really trying to think of something; maybe with my comic-book collection, sci-fi stuff, weird art prints, etc, someone would think I was a complete nerd with no social skills whatsoever.

Now that I think about it though, that actually is me LOL!! I do think you place would be much more fun, Jai!

If they broke into my house they would meet me and my good friend Mr. Glock.

Followed by handcuffs, gags, limb stretchers, floggers and the electric paddle.

Surviviors would be violated...

Giggle,
TS Jamie  

-- Modified on 8/30/2007 5:13:20 PM

my father was a doctor.... I got the gynocological table, complete with stirrups, when we dismantled his office.  It's in my basement Studio Room......  That might cause them to wonder a bit.

Just Pedro.  And he would shit on them, too!