-- Modified on 4/15/2006 1:30:35 AM

Yes, my Brother. I created them. However, they are not abbreviations; they are acronyms.
GFE = Girl Friend Experience, same feeling of being w/ someone who enjoys being with you.
PSE = Porn Star Experience, same feeling of watching yourself (being) in a porn without having to look at your own ass.
BJ = If I have to tell you this, join a monastery.
CBJ = She should be in politics rather than this.
BBBJ = She is either an excellent provider or a hard worker. Its a win-win.
BBBJTC = She graduated Magma Cum Loudly in the "You class of 2006" at the University of Fiery Passion.
YMMV = Means that your humble narrator is a man of wisdom
Any others you want to know??