If there was an award given out for the best review, this one would defintely win!  Sorry PornoKing you had such a terrible time, but damn that review was funny!

You're right Hitman. I laughed so hard I almost pee'ed my pants.

That is the greatest review that I have ever read. I have been laughing about it for about three hours. Sorry about the experience but your review has certainly made my day.

I agree...awesome review and she had such a great picture too.  Oh well, another one shot to hell.  These sites that say "verified picture" must be B.S.  I guess the part that is left out is that the picture is very old.

Pornokings reference to monkeys is classic-next time I'm at the zoo and one of those big ol' red assed monkeys is spanking his carrot, I'll be cracking up thinking of Pornokings review (or wondering if the monkey's name is Willi)

Dear Pornokings,  I hope Willy is doing O.K.  Your review was worth the price of this service.  Its nice to know we can come here and be entertained without having to pay too much.