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Todd Kavonic 11 Reviews 597 reads
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1 / 7

I don’t know if it is just me, but nearly all sessions that I am in end up with having some fairly hilarious conversations and comments somewhere during them. All of these are from different (seperate) ladies recenty:

Her: “You got your whole thump in there?”
Me: “Nah, that’s just four fingers”

Her: “How do you like your phone? I have one just like it”
Me:  “I don’t know, I just got it and don’t know how it operate it yet”
Her: “I can teach you”
Me” “What are your rates for that?”
Her: “A lot less than you are paying now”

Me: Looking at my watch during session.
Her: “Are you a clockwatcher?”

Her: “You must be left handed?”
Me: “Only at one thing”

Her: “I said, in the face”
Me: “Well, I couldn’t get there in time”

I have a bunch more.

Throw out some funny things you have heard, of course without outing anyone..

Raoul.Duke 517 reads
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2 / 7
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In text ...

Me:  "Is the door unlocked"
Her: "Yep"
Me: "ok, brt"

a few moments later - opening the door

Me:  "Honey?!?  I'm home!"
Her: "giggle"

osssieboy 52 Reviews 690 reads
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3 / 7

Happend to a friend of mine who accidentally (he tells me) picked up a very convincing looking TS in Asia.  In the dark between the sheets he asks "Is that you or me?"

corwinofavalon 31 Reviews 517 reads
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4 / 7

I was fortunate enough to be able to do the menage thing with these two on three occasions but the best (indeed, best overall session) ever for quotes was from the first.  My second favorite occurred when as we were beginning the festivities, I guess you could say, I made a gentle suggestion as to what I thought should be occurring.  Nikita shot back, with that amazingly deep, thoaty, accented voice of hers, "Ve know vhat ve're doing, darhling!"  Right, right, you are trained professionals, zipping it!  Best part was she was correct, they didn't need my input even a little bit.  It was like being with a couple of sexual mind readers.  I remember thinking on a couple of occasions, "Ok, THAT wasn't a random act!"  The best quote came a bit later, when I was advised, "Don't stop, darhling, I think she'z close!"  You can figure out for yourself where my face was buried when I heard that so I was not in a position to respond!

Of course, the even more vivid memory of the event was the conclusion.  I was standing next to the bed, Alex on all fours on the bed, doing those incredible things she did with her mouth.  (I've had some great head in my day (thank you, TER!) but the things she did were truly otherworldly).  At that same time, Nikita is behind Alex, burying her tongue into Alex's ass, looking right at me the entire time, clearly challenging me not to nut!  Well, I lost (or won, I suppose) that challenge, soon I was unloading as intensely as I ever have.  

Thanks, MisterJJJ, for triggering that memory once again!  It will bring a smile to my face as long as I'm breathing!

Todd Kavonic 11 Reviews 538 reads
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5 / 7

Okay two more from me....

This one needs preface...this provider knows that I prefer mature providers.

It was around her birthday.

Me: "So you are 25, right"

Her: "No, it's WORSE, I just turned 24"

I had my tongue as far as I could put it in this provider's ass and there was a mirror so I watched her face. Her tongue was sticking out just a little. Once I ws done....

Me: "So was that your tongue sticking out or was it mine?"

She laughed for about a minute.

I do love providers with senses of humor and am kind of good at finding them.

delmarman 612 reads
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6 / 7

and another young lady said " I have a daddy complex, I only like to fuck older men", yeah, and I have waterfront property to sell in Arizona. Lol!

corwinofavalon 31 Reviews 410 reads
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7 / 7
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