I've revamped my website; it's quick and easy now. It has only three pages (if you count the entrance page as the first one). And if I've forgotten something, you can let me know when you fill out the contact information.

In the meantime, the schedule is very VERY simple:

Mon & Tue, I'll host if you need me to; hours are 10am to 12midnight
Wed-Sun, you'll host; hours are 8pm to 12midnight

My rate is also very VERY simple:

$100 for every 30 minutes
(minimums for out-of-town locations, not tour-related)