Man Humps Bench, Gets Stuck (pic at link)
http://www.asylum.com/2008/08/11/man-humps-bench-gets-stuck

Many an adolescent boy, hormones raging, has succumbed to the siren song of a hump-able inanimate object (the mattress cushion, a toilet paper roll or in one cinematic instance, a pie). But let's hope they learn a lesson from the 41-year-old Hong Kong man who almost lost his penis as a result of intercourse with a steel park bench.


-- Modified on 8/13/2008 9:05:21 AM

Holy schnikes!.....though you know as a species it might have been for us all if they had cut off his johnson....keep him from breeding a whole family of furniture fuckers!