Porn Stars

Yeah, Derek....sad_smile
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...after the first one I would've stayed the hell away from those things, instead of going back a bunch of times.

You can have a PSE in S. FL if you know where to look. Don't waste your time and $$$ on these other pointless exercises.

Fellow Hobbyists…let me vent for a lil bit….

For the past few years, I have seen many pornstar-sponsored parties at clubs advertised in South Florida (where I am at) as well as other places.  I have been to quite a few of them, and I am convinced that they seem to follow the SAME formula/format:

[Advertisemet]
Come party with {female pornstar(s) name} at club Spice in South Beach

Or

{Pornstar posts/Advertises/Tweets} Come party with me at Club Spice in South Beach.  I am hosting a party..Stop by and say hi.

When one actually goes, this is what usually happens…..

-Arrive at club…

-Line size is variable…

-Once you get in, the music is SO DAMN LOUD; you have to literally scream to talk to someone 2 inches away from you.  No place to have a meaningful conversation with anyone.

-OVERPRICED DRINKS…$15-20 for a watered down drink

-Highly UNLIKELY you will ever meet/interact with the porn star sponsoring the party.  Once she arrives, do you noticed how they are quickly swept up into a cordoned-off blocked-off VIP area where they are chillin with their “peeps” and don’t interact with anyone else?  You cannot interact with her because she is isolated in her own VIP area with her entourage.  

-The ONE chance you MAY get a glimpse of her would be if she is up in the DJ booth and the DJ is giving shout-outs to her and others.

After seeing that same pattern repeat itself over and over again throughout the past few years, I have decided to forever BOYCOTT pornstar-sponsored parties at clubs.  Unless she tells you and PROMISES you HERRSELF that you can chill with her in her VIP section and can hang with her, I do not see the purpose of attending these ridiculous club functions.  It is not as if you are making any hobbying deals inside the club or will have any significant interaction with her.  Plus, if you have to scream to talk to anyone, how is that a meaningful interaction??

Just my $0.02.  Anyone have any thoughts on this matter??

PEACE!

-Derek

The last time I went to one, I was invited to sit in the backroom with her.  

If you don't know someone, I understand how frustrating it is trying to chat with a porn star in the club.  

Hi end clubs in Miami, LA and New York all have VIP seating arrangements / lounges. These are intimate settings with much much less noise. The VIPs that hang in these spaces get incredible bottle service, they schmooze, important business deals are made and they look on at the masses below as their entertainment.

As just a regular Joe Schmo going to a party like this, don't expect more than having a good time, enjoying the eye candy all around and dancing to the boom boom music. If that's not your thing - skip it.

nycad

Unless you know the promoter, even if you get a bottle, you'll be off in the VIP room and the pornstar/sponsor will be in another area where you can't get into. The only way you'd get contact with the PS is if you know the people at the club and they let you go into the PS's VIP area.

This is the case at Cameo, Bed, Mansion, Space, Mynt and the great old clubs like Shadow lounge, Prive/Opium. The only clubs I ever remember being at where you could actually interact with celebrities/hosts in Miami were Chaos and in my opinion, the best club ever in Miami Beach, Liquid.

...after the first one I would've stayed the hell away from those things, instead of going back a bunch of times.

You can have a PSE in S. FL if you know where to look. Don't waste your time and $$$ on these other pointless exercises.

These events were exactly as you described them when I lived in LA. I learned real quick they were a waist of time.

...and it doesn't apply to just porn stars, but all "celebrities" that host a "party" at a club.

If you want to meet porn stars at happy hour, go to the bars near where Bang Bros. shoots in Miami on a Weds. or Thurs. and you'll see some familiar faces. After a few happy hour drinks, even the locals look like porn stars :)

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