...when introducted to a beautiful young lady. Just a little fart, not a big blowout, but still a fart. I never even felt it coming...and I'm sure she heard it....I wished I could've disappeared.
I remmber when I was rimming a woman's ass and she let out a pocket of air from her ass. It was air and not gas as I smelled no order. Another time, I came inside a woman's mouth and when I started losing my erection, I pissed a little squit inside her mouth which was now mixed with my cum inside her mouth. She washed her mouth with mint paste which prevented me from getting another hardon as my cock was so cold from the mint paste.
I was once enjoying some rather vigouous vaginal intercourse with a beautiful young lady at a well-known legel brothel when suddenly, without any warning, her bed collapsed! After we both got over the shock and determined that neither of us suffered any injuries from the sudden drop, we both got a good laugh out of it. And now I have a reputation at that house - as the "bed breaker". BTW, in case anyone out there reading this is wondering, the two of us together probably didn't exceed 320 pounds, so excess weight wasn't the cause of the mishap.
For those of you familiar with a somewhat analagous situation with Bruce Willis & Kim Basinger in the movie "Blind Date", no, my courtesan didn't have satin sheets and she didn't keep sliding off the bed after its collapse. But the whole situation was almost as funny as that famous fictitious scene!
Well farting or seeing something I should have not seen. Women tend to be secretive about their stuff and if they are not ready and I accidently see something I was not intended to see, that could be very embrassing.
I think a smelly fart would be the worst, whether it was hers or mine, and it would depend on where the other person's nose was at the time of the gas passing.
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Nice to see a post from you again, Ashley. Seems like you have been quiet for quite a while. S
Many years ago in civilian life I was working late one night and hooked up with a co-worker. She and I had been dating so we decided to enjoy a car date "quickie".
We pulled in a vacant office parking lot a block from our office and began to play. It was very dark. I had her totally naked and was playing with her when suddenly it seemed like the inside of my car was lit up like a major airport runway. I heard tapping on the window and realized we were no longer alone.
The police officer told her to get dressed and asked us to both get out of the car. He checked our ID's, advised us to leave the parking lot and not come back. His last advice was "There is a hotel down the street, why don't you two get a room?"
I went home and tried to jack off but couldn't because I was so embarrassed I put the lady through that. She told me she went home and ate a full pound of chocolates!
We continued to see one another, but never again did we play in the car.
I dated a girl for 3 1/2 years in college. After we broke up, I started dating another girl. After our first sexual encounter, I called her the wrong name.
I was at my 1st family Christmas dinner with my ex-wife. I started to tell the story about how a close female friend of mine (who happened to be a '10' that my ex hated) had an aunt who gave out sandwiches to the homeless in Times Square. In front of everyone, my ex screamed, "That's MY aunt, you idiot!!" I replied, "well, um, her aunt did it, too!"
I guess I really never LISTENED to my ex-wife after all!! LOL
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