So I have a "friend" who retired from the hobby this year.  He has been dating prolifically, with many bad results. Here are a few.

Married women (2).  No, he didn't know

Engaged women (1) See above.

Psychos planning our future lives together after the first date (3)

Garden variety psychos, and I mean crazy (1)

Women who ask for $1,500 in cab fare after hitting on them for 2 hours in a bar (1)

Moral of the story;  Grab your favorite PS and hold her tight. Lunacy knows no cup size or hair color, but tends to seek me out.

P.S.  I've asked Bridgette Monroe to marry me, I'll post when she turns me down (again)

Wow! Seems to me that staying in hobbying is the way to go.  Thanks for the warning.

I asked Stevie to marry me.  She would rather just screw around all the time.  I can live with that.

Sofla,  Your going to have to do better then your last proposal to me.   Asking me to marry you over a happy meal at McDonalds and splitting  the rent  just wasn't what I had in mind....  

Happy hour at the soup kitchen with as many oyster crackers as you can carry and 70/40 on rent. (That's right, 70/40)

How are you still single?  hahaha!!  

I cant believe the ladies are not knocking down your door with how romantic you are.  

He keeps jumping out the back window before they can get the restraints on.

Sort of like a process server, but with flowers, an engagement ring and utter shamelessness.

Hey B,

Since Sophia is not up to your standards, how about me?  Will you marry me.