Did you walk 5 miles uphill in the snow to school both ways back in your day as well?

Back on topic, the closest PSE provider to a Suicide Girl type that I know of is Riley Mason.  She's a bit more of an Emo look, not fully sleeved or anything like that, but still hot and fairly reasonable in the price department.  I; however, have not had the opportunity to see her yet.

"ItsHotDownHere" guy, to my tastes, fake blonds with fake tans and fake boobs are kinda boring.  But as Mark Twain once said, that's what makes horse races.  

btw, once you find the hobby, I'm not sure why a guy would drop much coin in a strip club.  But that's just me, I guess.

But to my way of thinking, the new porn girl below (only done one movie that I can find, but she'll let you film the session), is the very definition of crazy hot.