This is from her myspace page.

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Do NOT message me to try and "hook up" with me. It ain't gonna happen, I don't care if your dick is made of gold. Your dick is not that special, I promise.

I AM NOT AN ESCORT. I HAVE NO INTEREST IN MEETING YOU IN PRIVATE, FOR A MULTITUDE OF REASONS. I WILL NOT MEET YOU SOMEWHERE FOR A SESSION. IF YOU COME SEE ME IN A CLUB, I WILL DANCE FOR YOU AND THAT'S IT. Yes, we all have our price, but unless you own Microsoft, you won't be able to afford it. Please don't send me a message asking what that price is. Stripper/porn chick does not equal escort, at least not in my case. Sorry.

Don't write me 4 word messages and expect me to reply. Thank you for thinking I'm hot, but at least TRY to have something to say. I get 100 5 words or less messages a day. They're lame. When you're creative, nice, and/or funny, I'll most likely write back to you faster.

I will not send you free stuff.(Pictures, Polaroids, magazines, etc.). I have to pay for the stuff I have, so if you want a picture or something, please don't beg me for a free one. I don't come to your job and ask for free shit, do the same for me, ok?

Don't try and advertise your band/book/website/other stuff in my comment box. I won't approve them. I'm not a billboard, and I don't do it to you. The only things I WILL approve are for people I actually know, people I think are awesome, or people I have worked with.

Alright, that's all. See it was quick and painless wasn't it?

. . . until it is no to you.

Print out her diatribe.  Then, go get a single share of MicroSoft stock.  

Tell her you own Microsoft, and hand her the share.  Smile.  Motion to you friends, Ben, and Ben, and Ben, and the rest of the Franklins in your hand.  Hand her your business card with cell number and references, make your offer, tell her you;ll take her to the best restaurant in town, tell her it was an honor just to get to talk to her.  Hope the phone rings.

What will work is to contact her and book her for a scene. And as long as one has an up to date AIM test she'll agree to it.