This girl was doing 300 dollar full rides in the strip club for years but discovered the milf genre. Saw her ad on Eros and jumped through all her hoops and when I suggested a date and time, her response was "In LA that day" I mean why even fucking bother? I feel like an idiot for screening with someone so unprofessional

Sometimes, ads can be placed PREMATURELY, without confirming said dates with a calendar, so I'm willing to give her the benefit of the doubt.

Of GREATER import to the rest of us here is her RATE.

I doubt she's CURRENTLY offering "full rides" at 3 bills nowadays.

I'm thinking more like $1.3-1.7K/hr, if you go by what other "ladies" are asking...

Her rate now is 1300 per hour. I'm not dumping on her, just felt like she couldve been more professional

Damn!
At THAT rate, I hope she's an "ATF" for you!  
Yeah, you'd be surprised how UNPROFESSIONAL some "professionals" can be, REGARDLESS of what they charge.