Yes San Francisco is undervisited, but I will not complain because we at least do have stars who tour the City while some areas of this country have nothing. A lot of touring stars simply do not realize how much money there is in the area from the tech and internet companies. There is an impression that San Francisco males are mostly gay so there is not a market to tour. But in talking with the visiting stars they all do very well in SF. That's my two cents.

Just a couple of thoughts:
1. If the mountain won't come to Mohammad, Mohammad must go to the mountain.
You might be better off traveling to the porn stars.  You’re only an hour away by air and there are lots of flights to Burbank Airport in the Valley if you want to avoid the 405.  If what the LA crowd says is true, your all in cost going to the Valley might be lower than the touring rate.  

2. Don’t lots of porn stars come to SF to dance at your strip clubs?
I see lots of names going to the Crazy Horse.  You may be able to schedule something when the star is not performing.  I once got to meet Jessica Jaymes because I heard that she was coming to NYC to appear on Howard Stern’s program and she was willing to make the time to see me while she was in town.

3. Where should a porn star stay if they made a tour to SF?
I always thought it would be hard for a porn star touring the bay area to schedule lots of appointments because her fans are spread out all over the bay region.  I’ve had appointments in San Francisco, Silicon Valley and the East Bay and it is not easy to get from one area to the other.  

Lexi Bardot is a regular around town. Might want to see if you can get in touch with her.