Porn Stars

This thread is going to cause a heart attack...
tenpastone 6 Reviews 9484 reads
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Was watching a new Gateway commercial with some hot blonde chick and the only thing that came to mind was "I wonder if she escorts."

I think I need a new hobby.

armgeo 15 Reviews 9091 reads
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That was FUNNY as hell, but I'm sure you're not alone in those thoughts...........I know I've done it a time or two.

San_Te 4 Reviews 11049 reads
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Just call up Gateway and ask her discreetly if she is available. LOL

pat39 9826 reads
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This has to be one of the funniest threads that I've read- I'm still snickering.  Ironically, I get the same ideas here and there.  Too funny. Wish there were more posts like this.

The Moose 26 Reviews 11624 reads
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Everytime I see that Coors commerical during football, you know the one that goes "I love quarterbacks eating dirt, pom-poms & short skirts, and the twins" (Come on NFL fans, admit you love that commerical) & I always wonder if the twins are available, together of course.

pat39 11179 reads
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.....I've been laughing my ass off so far and San Te's post did not help the matter. I was telling a buddy about this thread and he started laughing and he's not even a hobbyist. I'm  almost afraid to follow this because the resident wolves, ummm I mean comediennes have not gotten ahold of this yet.  Hell, my sides are still hurting from the original posts- haven't done that in awhile.

MooseLover 10376 reads
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...their new product that turns your floppy drive into a hard drive?

2sense 10359 reads
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I think you're just being practical. Gateway is laying off a number of employees, and it's share price is way down. In these recessionary times, Gateway may not be able to compete effectively against Dell in a dwindling computer market. Once the advertising budget goes, then the blonde chick may become available. She'd still be in sales, just a merchandising a different, and more highly-desired, product.

As they say in marketing, "sex sells".


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fasteddie51 11982 reads
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I myself was looking at the two recent Playboy pictorials, The Women Of Enron and the Ladies Of Worldcom, and the thought came to me that any woman that hot wasn't hired for how many words per minute they typed....  possibly they were part of the executive "perks"?

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