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lololancer 33 Reviews 405 reads
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Looks like I spoke to soon.
It appears there's more than one ASSHOLE on this board.
Actually, make that an IDIOT - since only an idiot would assume that I spent more than a grand to be with ANYONE, even a PS.
BTW, if you spent just $700 to be with someone, something tells me she's probably only the "STAR" of her own HOME movies.
Sorry to "burst your bubble," kid.  

lololancer2529 reads

WHO the #$%@ made it so that if you're even an EXTRA on a porn set, you're AUTOMATICALLY allowed to call yourself a porn "STAR?!"

This is the ONLY industry I know of where you're allowed to use the designation "star" to describe yourself, despite sometimes having LIMITED experience.

And THAT "designation" carries A LOT of weight... in the form of a HUGE jump in a "pro's" asking "price."

Think of it... one day, a lady is shakin' her fanny on a stipper pole in Peoria for mere BUCKS an hour, next thing you know, she makes the BRIEFEST of appearances on a "vid," and she thinks she's ENTITLED to $1.3-1.7/hr.

WTF?!

How do we ALLOW this INSANITY to continue?

These ladies should be LAUGHED out of the game.

If a TRUE star, like a "Lisa Ann," or a "Ava Addams," wants to put that out there, at least they have a LEGIT reason (and catalog!) to back that up.

But someone who's basically a porn "fluffer?"

GTFOH!

And for that, I gotta blame OURSELVES, at least those willing to part with that kinda loot just so they could brag that they saw some "PS."

A serious "OVERCORRECTION" in rates is LONG overdue, fellas.

It's gotta start SOMEWHERE...

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inicky46434 reads

All you need do is check out her claim and move on. It's just that easy. Vaporing about it like a tween will do absolutely zero. But we all know you can't help yourself, so vapor on, dodo.

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lololancer412 reads

For NOTHING.  :(

Again, adding NOTHING of value to this BOARD, or for that instance, to this WORLD.
Perhaps you should take a LONG walk off a SHORT pier?
Just an idea... ;)

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inicky46487 reads

Your so-called game has sunk to a new low. Take it back to the Fifth Grade playground.
Your failed riff on my handle is just as bad, dodo.

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lololancer375 reads

This is one SAD board if all it can muster is a LAME ass remark from the likes of "inikiki-whatever the fuck."
Peace out, WHO EVERS out there  
(not you, "inikikikiki." you could go FUCK yourself ;) )

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herbtcat370 reads

I suggest you ask your pharmacist if he stopped mixing Valium into your Viagra prescription.  
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You might also give some serious consideration to having your favorite Starbucks switch you to decaf.  
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I've never paid a porn star more than $700.  
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If you are really upset that some hooker who was in the background of porn video is charging too much, then why the fuck did you pay? Why would you pay ANY pro more than you thought was a fair rate for that hooker? There's this free service called Google; use it while you suck down your decaf and wait for the V&V (Valium & Viagra) to kick in.  
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Seems like you are mad at your own behavior, not hers.  
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Life is good.
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The Cat

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lololancer406 reads

Looks like I spoke to soon.
It appears there's more than one ASSHOLE on this board.
Actually, make that an IDIOT - since only an idiot would assume that I spent more than a grand to be with ANYONE, even a PS.
BTW, if you spent just $700 to be with someone, something tells me she's probably only the "STAR" of her own HOME movies.
Sorry to "burst your bubble," kid.  

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herbtcat384 reads

"Looks like I spoke to soon. "
-If you mean you spoke too soon by starting this thread, then yes. You spoke too soon.  
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"It appears there's more than one ASSHOLE on this board."
-See how much you can learn about yourself by looking in a mirror?
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"Actually, make that an IDIOT - since only an idiot would assume that I spent more than a grand to be with ANYONE, even a PS. "
-It seems like a colossal waste of your time to post this rant if you didn't pay for the session... so who's the bigger idiot?  
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"BTW, if you spent just $700 to be with someone, something tells me she's probably only the "STAR" of her own HOME movies."
-If you had read at least own of my reviews (I have only written a few) you would see that I have been with at least one A-list star, and there are others, but I won't be reviewing them. But, as your original post suggests, you are not very good at research, are you?  
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"Sorry to "burst your bubble," kid. "
-All of my bubbles are intact, thank you.  
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On the other hand, given your proclivity (sorry, you'll need to look that up for yourself) for overblown rage on this board, I believe you, as Robin Williams suggested in one of his best movies, are in more dire need of a blowjob than any man in history.  
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Fortunately,  there's a website where you can read about how to get that...

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lololancer489 reads

I genuinely MISSED the reviews, and look forward to both using them, and posting my own.
What I DON'T miss, and sadly see has REMAINED the SAME is that the same cast of LOSERS that were here when it went down are back on these boards, and continuing to contribute NOTHING of any value WHATSOEVER, making participating on these boards a WASTE of time, unless that is, you wanna get into a "pissing match," which ULTIMATELY loses its APPEAL.  :(
GOOD luck with the "circle jerk," boys.
Maybe you can exchange tips on how to keep your "RealDoll's" clean after "using" them, cuz I bet that's about as close to any "ACTION" any of you LOSERS get.
Enjoy, LOSERS... ;)

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