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The E. German Judge 4102 reads
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Next thing you know, they'll be accusing ME of grade inflation!

Eddie, get well soon, and remember all the great ones play hurt!

fasteddie513730 reads

typing with one hand... the other has 4 pins sticking out of it with
a steel crossbar attached; i look like a fucking erector set, plus
it's mt writing hand to boot. I've discovered it's harder to whack-
off with the none-dominant one. i got so bored without being able to
surf the boards i went out today and bought a new laptop w/ a
wireless router so i could sit on my ass watching tv and post at the
same time, the ultimate couch potato!

anyway, how i did it... rebecca wild warned me not to try a pile
driver while standing on the coffee table wearing socks but i just
wouldn't listen - lol

thanks to all who called, emailed and posted get well messages.

also thanks to kathy for letting people know, and a special thanks
to the one and only nikki d. for the help, posts and email, the
phone calls and condolences - baby, you're the greatest... love ya!

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singleton2565 reads



the East German judge gives you minus 10 pts for Style ... for fucking pornstars with your socks on

and plus 10 pts for Execution ... for not cracking your skull on the coffee table

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The E. German Judge4103 reads

Next thing you know, they'll be accusing ME of grade inflation!

Eddie, get well soon, and remember all the great ones play hurt!

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Seppy553420 reads

Eddie,

Did you ever get to put up those pics of Tawny Ocean?

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fasteddie512934 reads

nope - computer crashed and i just got this one today.  i'll get around to it soon

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Score4710 reads

Just kidding, pal...glad you're recovering ok, all the best.

Score

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fredgarvin693379 reads

to bring the non-dominant hand up to speed!  Glad you're doing well.

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Lex Holland4066 reads

Good to have you back Eddie, hope you will make a full recovery soon.

Thinking of it......is masturbating with your other hand considered "cheating"? :-))

Lex Holland

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TheSpeedRacer3849 reads

"anyway, how i did it... rebecca wild warned me not to try a pile driver while standing on the coffee table wearing socks but i just wouldn't listen - lol"

Eddie,

Now you can vegitate in front of the TV and watch some pro wrestling, to see how they manage do a pile driver (non-sexually, of course) without getting hurt. So I guess you've learned your lession now: Always listen to your porn star!

Seriously, here's wishing you a very speedy recovery!

Best regards,
Speed Racer

P.S., Are you going to change your handle to "FastAlex51" now that Mr. Barron is driving for the original Fast Eddie's team in his #51 Red Bull Dallara-Chevy? ;-)

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Coding Wizard3872 reads

Welcome back, Eddie. :)

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