you immediately start robbing Girl Scouts of their cookie money, grade-schoolers of their lunch money, and pilfer a few collection plates.  You might also consider stealing some parking meters and snatching some old ladies' purses.  I mean, c'mon!  Get creative.  Man, would I love to get with her!

I mean, c'mon, if anyone can understand how a guy needs to get his fair share of off the wall PSE fun - it's gotta be Charlie!

nycad

If congress is going to do it, you might as well enjoy Ava while you can.