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Review of Amber Lynn in TER-Unbelievable!!!
Dr.Lechter 12765 reads
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Has anyone seen the TER review posted on Amber Lynn?
This is incredible. Audrey, you have a serious problem on your hands if this is the type of service being provided at those prices. This type of review and service will kill your business and hurt the whole novelty. Anybody care to comment?

she would get a negative review based on a story I related on another board from the AEE in Vegas this January.  Be thankful the guy shared the review so other hobbyists can make an informed decision.

-- Modified on 10/28/2002 11:52:04 AM

Poor guy standing there with flowers in hand, ready to meet his all time fave...geez

I saw some recent nude pics of Amber, she does look great. But after reading the review, the guy seemed so genuine, sincere, and nice, I think he may have even candy coated what he posted.

Aloof, spacey, bitchy, indifferent, taking cell calls in the middle of appointments, offering half hearted service, thank God for TER reviews.

I follow this board somewhat, living in Socal, and visiting Vegas frequently, I may seek a PSE again. My one experience with Sierra was dynamite, but her 700/2, was very much in line with other Vegas providers, and her service was over the top. MfSD.

I'm sorry if my review depressed you guys. :-)

Really, I tried to tell it like it felt for me.  I waited for a few days afterward to write the review so that I could think about it, and decide whether I was being overly critical because I expected too much from her. I don't think I was overly critical and I don't think I expected too much.

She wasn't the worst escort I'd ever had.  Far from it.  I remember one girl who ran out in the middle of the session, and I remember a few girls who took the money and ran.  I also remember escorts who showed up at my room drunk, high, or dirty with the smell of dried semen prominent on their clothes or bodies.

No, Amber wasn't the worst escort.  But, she also wasn't the best.  I've had better PSEs with non-porn stars than the experience with Amber.  But, I also know that Amber is clearly all about the money.  Check out her web-site.  On her FAQ page she lists her favorite position as "money up front."    Until the phone call signaling the end of the session, she was quite pleasant.  Once that bell rang, it was clear I had overstayed my welcome.

As certain as I am about Amber, I'm also certain that none of it is the fault of Bodymiracle.  The woman I worked with (Emily) was nice, professional, courteous, etc.  She and I had a long chat on the phone about my likes and desires, and what I wanted during the session.  

I know she communicated this information to Amber.  For example, I asked Amber to dress in black, and Amber said she knew I had requested that.  And I had also mentioned black boots.  Amber wore a red dress, and black shoes.  Ok, maybe she didn't have time to go out and shop for new clothes or shoes but... I find it hard to believe she doesn't own a black dress, or have anything with her for her dancing gig that was closer to what I asked for than the bright red sequined thing she wore.

Also, I had asked for an autographed picture.  Amber did provide one (and, so far, has been the only porn escort to have done so).  The only thing is, it looked like a photo that had been printed on someone's computer printer, and not a professional quality picture.  I'm sure this is not the quality picture she sells from her site (and if it is, well, buyer beware).

I have nothing against BodyMiracle and will probably use them again the next time a star comes to the area that I'd like to meet.  But, as much as I love Amber Lynn, the porn actress, it's highly unlikely I'll pay that kind of money for Amber Lynn, the escort.  I'd rather watch her films and fantasize.

On the flip side, watch this board for comments about Traci Lords, coming soon.  No, she's not given up acting and started doing escort work.  But, I did have a chance to meet her and this is a discussion group about pornstars... and she was a pornstar, even if her films are mostly gone now...

Dr.Lechter14005 reads

Based on your review and your posting here you sound like a credible decent guy... The reason you are getting such a reaction is that many of us are angry perhaps angrier then you for the type of service that is received.  While you may not hold Body Miracle accountable, they DO need to be held accountable because that is their business. You have done a tremendous service by posting your experience.  You have probably saved alot of hobbyists grief and aggrevation. You should use these boards, and when considering spending that type of money you have the right to hook up with the girl and determine ahead of time whether she will meet your requirments or not ahead of time.  Best of Luck

and I still have some panties that I caught from one of her feature dances 10 years ago! I too have always fantasized about having Amber for an hour... a fantasy it will stay as I would not dare drop that kind of cash to be left in the hall wondering what went wrong! And that my friends qualifies as a real bummer!

chris_12310604 reads

It is great that we have this board to save us from seeing providers like this.  Crossing her off my list.

2sense10265 reads

All the worse because it sounded like he really saved up to see her.

They you need a minimum of three good reviews, but you only need one bad one!!!

dommie11017 reads

Now, I'm really bummed. I just read that review. I, too, always fantasized about meeting Amber Lynn, one of my all time favorites. At that price it should have been a better experience. When I saw she was available, I was really high on setting an appointment. Now I'll have to re-think that one, especially since, from some reviews of other PSE's, there are better times to be had at a much more affordable price. Thanks for the heads up.

so glad to hear such high marks for sierra

would love to hear details!

i cant wait to meet her

hope she'll be in nyc soon as i am not sure about my next trip to vegas and i am never in la

I had a dream that I saw Amber Lynn the other day, and I had quite a different experience. Although not a perfect date, she was great, friendly and fairly accomodating. And, extremely hot! And, she was AMBER LYNN, who I'd seen in so many films when I was younger. Just being with a legend like that made it worth all the while.

My full review will be forthcoming. I just had to jump in here to defend her reputation.

Dr.Lechter9454 reads

You said it was not a perfect date. IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN A PERFECT DATE!!! You paid $2500 dollars for christ sakes...

I guess if you felt it was worth it who are we to judge. In any event I guess a word of caution: If all of us feel compelled to part with this type of money I for one am going to want to know ahead of time what she would be willing to do and not do. That way their is no false expectations.  That is the key... The expectations must be set ahead of time... So the hobbyist knows what he is going to get.  None of this YMMV crap at those dollars.

fasteddie5112917 reads

With all due respect to the poor guy who saw Amber, it's my opinion that there is absolutely NO PORNSTAR worth $2500/hr.  NONE... ZERO.

That being said, I realize that it's hard to use common sense when you find out that your all time, favorite woman in the entire adult world, someone you've whacked off to while watching her vid's and fantasizing that it was you, is willing to have sex with you... If Celeste started advertising her availability at that price, I'd have to argue with myself for days before I'd be able to stop myself from picking up the phone and booking her.  But there comes a point when common sense has to prevail.  I recently flew a non-pornstar "touring" type escort in for 24 hours.  I had seen her before, she was drop dead gorgeous and the best GF expereince of my life... in fact, she was better than any girlfriend I ever had.  The price for 24 hours, including airfare and hotel was $2200.For around $3500 I could have seen her for 48 hours.

Now how can I justify $2500/hr, when I had an experience like that for $92/hr?  Hey, I understand that there is a fantasy factor involved when it comes to pornstars... if there wasn't I couldn't justify spending even $1000 an hour, which I obviously have done, but at some point we as the buying public have to decide to stop thinking only with our dicks and draw the line at some price point.

This is a business of supply and demand... lower demand forces prices down... it's Economic 101.  Be particular, use the boards, learn the facts about the girls, and make an unbreakable rule that no matter how hot you are for a girl, if she gets bad reviews, or even if she gets decent reviews but doesn't meet your personal requirements, take a pass.  I drool over Brittany Andrews every time I see her photos or watch one of her videos, but she doesn't kiss, everything is covered, and her rate is one of the higher ones.... so dispite my carnal cravings for her, I won't see her.

Now everything is relative... If I was a corporate CEO making a seven figure salary, my standards would be different... I'd be paying $15,000 or $25,000 for an evening with a Playmate of The Year or such... but then, I'd also be sitting at the $500 minimum bet blackjack table instead of the $10 table I frequent now... and if pornstars like Amber or Brittany can survive on those high-rollers, more power to them, but my guess is that they can't.

And all else aside, for $2,500 I'd expect the girl to jump my bones the minute I walked through the door, not stopping until I was shooting dust, then she should take a shower with me, walk me to the door and give me a big hug and a kiss goodbye... hell, she should even wash my car!  There is no excuse for a pornstar commanding the prices they do to ever rush a fan... it not only tarnishes their image, but also makes the agency they work for look bad.

Body Miracle(I believe it was that agency) came on here and posted that Amber was going to start working through them. A lot of guys howled at her rates, but my response was hey, if she can command those rates, more power to her.

That said, Eddie is right on with his insight. Chances are in this economy, 2500/hr players are going to be few and far between. Not to mention the fact that her services were average at best, at least according to this one review, and certainly wouldn't inspire me to seek Amber out.

Escorting is escorting, no matter who the lady is. We make our choices based on what type of lady we desire, what we can afford, and largely on the reviews and back channel information that we glean here and elsewhere. MfSD.

ps. car wash LOL, Eddie you are a bad man (:

Dr.Lechter11521 reads

Well Said!!! E2K are you listening??

After seeing quite a few Porn Stars I've learned a few things, they don't fuck any better then escorts, there are good ones and bad ones. They are more aware of the clock and they don't care if they see you again.  This is not true for all PSs but it is true for many.  It seems the more you pay the more you get this kind of attitude. It seems what goes on in their movies will have little or nothing to do with what you will get during a session.  
To that poor guy who probably felt he didn?t get his monies worth from Amber, all I can say is a heart felt thanks for taking a big one for the team and let fantasies be fantasies and use the reviews for sessions.  There are amazing porn stars out there that only want to please their fans, use them.

My favorates
Phyllisha Anne
Miko Lee
Anna Malle
Danacca Grey
Ryan Conner

Ferangi14131 reads

You left off Raquel Devine and Kathy Willets

fasteddie5112691 reads

I've found just the opposite regarding your comment on Pornstars being more aware of the clock... almost all of the ladies I've seen have been just the opposite.  My first-ever PSE (with Ryan Conner) ran almost 45 minutes over my hour, then she and I went out together and had lunch.  Kathy Willets and I went an hour and a half overtime, and Keisha and I ended up spending almost six hours together.

There is a "trick" to it.... first, use the reviews to make sure the lady in question is not a clock watcher (and I have to mention here that although there are some who are known to be, most aren't), then try to book at a time when they aren't likely to have back to back appointments.... late evening or middle afternoon on a weekday seem to be the best times.  Avoiding the big touring cities like NYC helps, but we can't always pick and choose where we can see them.

Any provider will be aware of time if she has another client due soon after you... most will allow time to straighten the room, shower, brush their teeth and refresh their make-up, and with the better pornstar who does her best to fulfill the fantasy that her fans expect, the make-up and outfit can take quite some time to do, so they have to stick to a pretty strict timetable.

But with a little investigative work and judicious scheduling, I think you'd be surprised at how much over the scheduled appointment a meeting can run if you and the lady truly enjoy each other's company.

The ones I mentioned were not clock watchers but many are.

Hungrylikethewolf12013 reads

Eddie,
Care to share with us who this lady was that you flew in for 24 hours at that price??

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