What fucking good is it for EROS to post an ad that Stevie is visiting town from the 2nd-4th on the FUCKING 5TH?!! DAMN YOU, EROS! DAMN YOU!
I'm checking out the "What's New" section on Eros, and what do I see? Atlanta, Stevie, Visiting! Stevie visiting Atlanta! WOOHOO!! When's she coming? I'm already turned on! I'm ready to book! Hell, I'm ready to...When's she coming? I click the link! I see "Visiting Atlanta January 2nd - 4th!" WOOHOO!! Wait a second. What? WHAT??? January 2nd - 4th! January 2nd - 4th? 2nd - 4th??? What the FUCK??? January 2nd - 4th! This is January 5th! You bastards!
From WOOHOO to BOOHOO in 1.2 seconds flat. Bastards. I hate Eros.
Our ad for Stevie on Eros was off by a month and we have contacted them to have it corrected. Stevie will be in Atlanta Feb. 2 to 4 and we would be happy to book her for you. Please call us at 866/252-2299.
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