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Civie dating sucks (why to stay with a PS)
soflaguy44 34 Reviews 4005 reads
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So I have a "friend" who retired from the hobby this year.  He has been dating prolifically, with many bad results. Here are a few.

Married women (2).  No, he didn't know

Engaged women (1) See above.

Psychos planning our future lives together after the first date (3)

Garden variety psychos, and I mean crazy (1)

Women who ask for $1,500 in cab fare after hitting on them for 2 hours in a bar (1)

Moral of the story;  Grab your favorite PS and hold her tight. Lunacy knows no cup size or hair color, but tends to seek me out.

P.S.  I've asked Bridgette Monroe to marry me, I'll post when she turns me down (again)

funwithaleo1715 reads

Wow! Seems to me that staying in hobbying is the way to go.  Thanks for the warning.

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drlongtonguemd2631 reads

I asked Stevie to marry me.  She would rather just screw around all the time.  I can live with that.

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MissBridgetteM1636 reads

Sofla,  Your going to have to do better then your last proposal to me.   Asking me to marry you over a happy meal at McDonalds and splitting  the rent  just wasn't what I had in mind....  

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soflaguy441926 reads

Happy hour at the soup kitchen with as many oyster crackers as you can carry and 70/40 on rent. (That's right, 70/40)

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MissBridgetteM1602 reads

How are you still single?  hahaha!!  

I cant believe the ladies are not knocking down your door with how romantic you are.  


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emcha1025 reads

He keeps jumping out the back window before they can get the restraints on.

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kyomu0843 reads

Sort of like a process server, but with flowers, an engagement ring and utter shamelessness.

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stretch441011 reads

Hey B,

Since Sophia is not up to your standards, how about me?  Will you marry me. :)

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