In Japan I have eaten Sushi that was served on a naked woman. She was hot and the whole experience was very erotic.  Not you basic whip cream bikini, but thats fun too.

an array of shellfish for an appetizer, followed by a palate cleansing salad.  A medium rare Porterhouse steak accompanied by French fries and green beans with butter, with a hearty Tuscan red wine.  For dessert, a chocolate cake with a molten chocolate sauce center, and vanilla ice cream on the side.  As far as a companion for dinner, I'd love Lynda Carter, circa her Wonder Woman days.  She wouldn't even have to bring the lasso!

Depends on the woman. I'd lick a bowl of soup off Salma Hayek. Hell, I'd lick arsenic off Salma Hayek.

Not original, but I would love to lick lots of whipped cream off of you Ashley, and maybe some chocolate syrup too.  Of course, I would expect you to do same off me.  Then we could go take a shower together, yummy!

Swim

Spaghetti and meatballs.

there are oh so many uses for a watermelon, -- it's light and easy going down, except for the seeds, while at the same time being heavy and oh so lovely shaped.  A rigid exterior, with a soft inside, that can be shaped.  A little scary, a little funny, a lot of summer fun.  In china, it's often a dessert.  I'm having one right now as a meal in an of itself.  In watermelon sugar I am done and done again in watermelon sugar.  

The woman?  just as creative, but if she can just suck a watermelon through a straw, I'd be happy!