Last week I checked into my hotel in Atlanta and was a bit lonely. I thought, I'll call one of those girls you see advertised in phone books like escorts and such. I picked up the phone book and found an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs..... well, you get the picture!
I figured, what the heck, give her a call.
"Hello," the woman says . God, she sounded sexy.
Afraid I would lose my nerve if I hesitated I rushed right in. "Hi, I hear you give a great massage and 'Id like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. Well go hot and heavy all night; tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything! Now, how does that sound?"
"That sounds fantastic," she says, "but you need to press 9 for an outside line."

Terrific story, Ashley.

If you were truly lonely, I would have flown right down there and given you some company.

LOL!!!!!!

Now that WOULD be room service!LOL

That was a great story, Ashley.

However, if you were that lonely, I could have flown down there and kept you company.

That is a hilarious story!

I had a similar experience with a friend's girlfriend one time. It is a little long so bear with me. My friend started dating this girl who was quite adventurous in the bedroom to say the least. He would tell me that she would say things like she would dress up in a school girl's outfit, let him give her anal and things like that.

My friend and his girlfriend set up a bowling night with me and some other mutual friends. Originally, it was going to be boys against girls in a friendly competition. Well, my friend's girlfriend upped the ante and told him that if his team won she would give him a PSE and let him release his load all over her face (this may not be such a wild thing for some of you out there, but trust me it was a big deal for him). Before our bowling night my friend decided to tell his girlfriend that i was an exceptional bowler and to prepare to honor her bet. This is where things get a little funny.

The day before our match I was at a bar with a co-worker when my Blackberry started blowing up with texts. The messages were coming from my friend's phone. Now I had been drinking for a while so i was feeling a little loose if you know what I mean. My friend was asking me if I would be on his bowling team. I thought it was a weird request as that was the plan all along. Not really paying attention and wanting to get back to my drinking I said of course I would be on his team and I was looking forward to being a good wingman and helping secure a victory so he could could shoot all over his girlfriend's face. The very next text I received from his phone was his girlfriend asking if I wanted to come all over her face. I was mortified. I thought he was such an idiot for letting his girlfriend read his text messages. I decided to go radio silent and pretend it didn't happen.

The next morning I got a call from my friend informing me that I was talking to his girlfriend the whole time. Fortunately, he had a good sense of humor and wasn't upset. While I was talking to him I went back to the texts and realized that she clearly identified herself in the very first text and that I was so drunk I didn't pay any attention to whom I was speaking. In the end she thought it was funny as well and didn't take offense at all. And by the way, we lost two out of three bowling games so my friend did not get to collect his wager.

She surely has a sense of humour. Great and funny, still laughing.

QK-SD,CA

You were in Atlanta last week? You should've let me know and I would have made a speed run over to give you one of my special massages!!!

Have a fabulous day...