Porn Stars

No Magic Oreos
misterjim05 3801 reads
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1 / 5

Just read a bunch of reviews from girls I recognize from the screen as I ate my oreos and drank my milk. As always, I click on the advert to scope the hottie before getting the details of the review. One particular one made me  shoot some milk out of my shnazzz. The lady was Jada Fire. Her BP ads states the following:  CHECK OUT MY REVIEWS. lol. WHO I repeat, WHO would actually have to read her reviews to know what you were getting yourself into? Its Jada f-in Fire. LOL What a hoot.

alloverthemap 1 Reviews 2396 reads
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2 / 5

Debi Diamond is, though I'm not at all sure anymore that I'm answering your question.

no_email 3 Reviews 1295 reads
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3 / 5

I just want the milk shooting out of her shn_azz!

misterjim05 2776 reads
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4 / 5

I thought it was funny because a lot of these adult film stars are very well known. We've seen them in action on screen enough to know what they are gonna be like before we get to "meet" them. So I found it quite amusing that someone of Jada's calibur would direct a potential suitor to check out her reviews. Her ad should have said: "Whatch me in action" with some links to a few of her porn clips. Perhaps I hit the hookah one too many times last night. lol. Move along.

alloverthemap 1 Reviews 1371 reads
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5 / 5

No hitting hookahs, please. We ah here to worship them.

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