This has to be one of the funniest threads that I've read- I'm still snickering. Ironically, I get the same ideas here and there. Too funny. Wish there were more posts like this.
Everytime I see that Coors commerical during football, you know the one that goes "I love quarterbacks eating dirt, pom-poms & short skirts, and the twins" (Come on NFL fans, admit you love that commerical) & I always wonder if the twins are available, together of course.
.....I've been laughing my ass off so far and San Te's post did not help the matter. I was telling a buddy about this thread and he started laughing and he's not even a hobbyist. I'm almost afraid to follow this because the resident wolves, ummm I mean comediennes have not gotten ahold of this yet. Hell, my sides are still hurting from the original posts- haven't done that in awhile.
I think you're just being practical. Gateway is laying off a number of employees, and it's share price is way down. In these recessionary times, Gateway may not be able to compete effectively against Dell in a dwindling computer market. Once the advertising budget goes, then the blonde chick may become available. She'd still be in sales, just a merchandising a different, and more highly-desired, product.
I myself was looking at the two recent Playboy pictorials, The Women Of Enron and the Ladies Of Worldcom, and the thought came to me that any woman that hot wasn't hired for how many words per minute they typed.... possibly they were part of the executive "perks"?
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