Interesting Theory on Investment:

If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago
today, it   would  now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00.  

With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one  year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent recycle deposit, you would have $133.00.

Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

Doc